penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs
Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
I fucking choked on my tea
Next you’ll be choking on my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong.
i am the most passive aggressive person i never want to explain to ppl how they hurt my feelings i just ignore them until one of us dies
make a left onto fuck out of here ave.
yes bc I find anonymous ppl so sexy.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you